Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Welcome back Mr. Whateveryournameis.

Today was great...APRIL FOOLS !!!! It totally blew donkey nuggets.

Everytime I leave the island its the same story:

So happy you're back mr. iverson!!!! Whoa we really missed you...smiles, hugs, rainbows...followed by:

NOW WE WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL AND FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD WEAKLING BABY!
FEEL THE WRATH OF TEENAGE SCORN MUHAHAHAHAHA!
FEEL THE BURNING GLARE OF OUR DISCONTENT FOR LIFE IN GENERAL!
BUCKLE UNDER THE OVERWHELMING PRESSURE OF OUR DEPRESSION AND APATHY!
YOU WILL OBEY OUR WILL TO ....UM...NOT HAVE A WILL !!!
OR ELSE WE'LL SPRAY YOU WITH AXE BODY SPRAY AND SEND YOU LOTS OF SURVEY'S ON MYSPACE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED US WITH YOUR TRYING TO HELP US SUCCEED TACTICS AND GENUINE CARE FOR OUR FUTURE!!!
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DO A GOOD JOB!!!
CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR PUNY EFFORTS ARE FUTILE!!!

The plight of the teenager has lost its luster. I now officially do not care if "she looked at me" or if you "don't want to play soccer in PE."

All I have to say is...

"give me summer or give me death."

I'm going to opt out of a lengthy and mostly likely negative post about the three thousand things wrong with this back asswards place in hopes that I will come up with something worthy and positive to write about for my 400th Radiate Warmth blog post tomorrow.

Hope your hump day didn't suck as much ass as mine.

Peace

5 comments:

Randall H. Sloot said...

You've got the evil villain monologue down pat. So if teaching doesn't work out you could always do that. Something to think about.

ms. cugno to some said...

Thursday is a happier day in general I think, so it should go better for you. Hope so!

Bekah said...

What a bummer.. but Randy is right! Dr. I.; evil villain extraordinaire!

(Today is a new day!)

b.r. said...

I had hoped that the first of Obama's changes was going to be the immediate and total ban on all Axe products. Maybe that's why that kid puked on me the other day, somebody near him doused themself with Axe Hormone Elixir.

Anonymous said...

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